Gotcha!

i gathered a couple crews together, created some west coast/east coast beef, and then we drove out to the mountains to squash it. teachers were pitted against students, friend against friend, boys against girls...it was no holds barred, all out, guerrilla warfare. head shots (the first one taken right in the crown by yours truly), facials that would impress Jenna Jameson, center mass assassinations, and rapid-fire ass shots were given and taken by soldiers on both sides. hilarious, adrenaline pumping fun. take a look-see.

coming out from hiding

taking cover

training

chaos ensues

watchin my back

retreat!

poppin off

charlie and his itchy trigger finger

cease-fire

first person perspective

bad dudes

arsenal

pointblank range

our strategy fell apart sooner than expected

get some!

trash talkin time

its a Yo Mama episode with finale gun battles

the crew

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

it tasted as amazing as it looks.

-Tank

-Rox

-Mix

-Eating

*awesome names I've come across in the past two weeks.

Mt. Jade

Climbing the highest mountain in southeast Asia...we had a limited window of time so we didn't make it to the top....this time.

Upgrade

upgraded the living arrangement. my boy Nathan and i decided to put our money together and trade in our small one room closets for a high roller suite atop the building behind our old one...3 bedrooms, massive kitchen, living room, all access rooftop. enjoy the view.

8th floor

Heaven's Gates

Maria, our housewife...new guests sign her as they enter

you aint the ballenest playa on the block unless you got a museum in yo crib

corridor

nathan's lab

the kitchen...we don't cook, we just make milk shakes and smoothies

my lab

view 1

view 2

our princess dungeon

we can throw various fruits and hit our old building from our new one...don't ask how we know this.

neighboring homes.

important english

i find it extremely funny that someone deemed it necessary to insert this into a translation dictionary...wow.

Doors Bowl 2010

we took ESL to the gridiron in the tiny town of Douliou, Taiwan. we had a few classroom lessons in which i taught my kids about the cultural craze that is American Football. for the final lesson we pumped them full of steroids and rage and marched 'em out on the field. i assigned a couple classes to write a sports review about what happened on the field that day, so in lieu of my story telling, here are some first person accounts of what happened on the field that day. (props to my people back home, without whom this would've been difficult to pull off. a big thanks and much love to zlatko and co. and grandpa 'Dosi!)

(the pics are a little out of order....sorry, i got impatient)

benny was the game's most underestimated player...he ran for record-breaking yards

julie doin her best peyton manning

yuri, on a fumble return

$cott

bit it

opening kick off

drills...

richard barreled through the D-line

arguing the call

we were playing flag football. unnecessary roughness!

reverse handoff...touchdown!

drawin plays in the dirt

wendy owned the QB position

kickin it

ocho cinco, in chinese that would be Ba-Shr-Wu

pregame pep talk. if you lose, you fail the course and you have to leave the school. if you win, you get to skip a homework assignment and a quiz

running drills

matt, special guest referee

throwing drills